“My name is Rob Nightingale and I recently read some of my own work. I tell you, at first I was skeptical, but I really pulled through. The piece I wrote was exactly what I wanted, funny yet heartfelt. If you need something written and written well, trust me, this is your guy."
I Can...
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Write You an Article
(humorous or otherwise) -
Write You a Script
(television or film) - Write You a Song or Jingle
- Handle Your Social Media Account
- Make a List of Things I Can Do
- Do Other Things Also
HELLO,
If you answered yes, then you would have loved the stuff I was writing back in elementary school (some great persuasive work mostly aimed at convincing the reader that dogs are awesome). If not, perhaps the current Rob Nightingale is more your speed. Thankfully for those of you who fall into this category, this website was created by and is consistently maintained by the most up to date version of Mr. Nightingale - a man who has certainly grown out of the childish tendency to start essays and other important documents with a question. So, poke around and find out if this present form of myself is the type of person you need for whatever it is that you do, in fact, need (as long as it's not illegal).
Do You Enjoy Formulaic, Impersonal Introductory Sentences?
" You've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel like hiring me? Well, do ya...punk? "
TESTIMONIAL
FUN FACT
I don't actually have a mustache. The hair in the above photograph was in fact cut from my head and taped above my lip by a friend. If you look closely, you will notice the clear piece of tape directly beneath my nose.
I recently created a webpage to function as a personal portfolio where I can store recent projects I've worked on and let possible future employers know a little about me. It was a resounding success, resulting in countless job offers from intelligent, attractive employers such as yourself.
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